Elves in Space

“Elves?” “Yes, sir. Elves.” “Like Santa’s little helpers?” “No, sir. Like Tolkien. Lord of the Rings. Those kinds of elves. Sir.” “You’re telling me that planet down there is Middle Earth? We found god damned Middle Earth out here in the middle of space?” “Uh…no, sir. Not exactly. It’s not Middle Earth, sir, but the Read More …